If I was a profession I'd be: comic book artist.
If I was a country I'd be: india.
If I was a ocean or body of water I'd be: torne river.
If I was a piece of candy I'd be: lollipop.
If I was a famous building or piece of architecture I'd be: british parliament.
If I was a store I'd be: care & share.
If I was a brand of shoe I'd be: dr. martens.
If I was a bad habit I'd be: smoking.
If I was a swear word I'd be: ass.
If I was a ice cream flavor I'd be: chocolate.
If I was a disease I'd be: mad cow disease.
If I was a board game I'd be: monopoly.
If I was a feeling I'd be: needs to pee feeling.
If I was a president I'd be; not republican.
If I was a war I'd be: winter war.
If I was a city I'd be: new york city.
If I was a celebrity I'd be: mcavoy.
If I was a brand of toothpaste I'd be: colgate.
If I was a business I'd be: what.
If I was a currency I'd be: peso.
If I were a month, I'd be: november.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: sunday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 12 am.
If I were a planet, I'd be: mars.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: sea horse.
If I were a direction, I'd be: west.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: um does a hammock count.
If I were a sin, I'd be: sloth.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: water.
If I were a tree, I'd be: aspen.
If I were a bird, I'd be: hummingbird.
If I were a tool, I'd be: garden hoe.
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: lilac.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: rain.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: harpsichord.
If I were an animal, I'd be: cat.
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: celery.
If I were a sound, I'd be: boom.
If I were an element, I'd be: fire.
If I were a car, I'd be: volkswagen.
If I were a song, I'd be: big jet plane.
If I were a book, I'd be: my faraway one.
If I were a food, I'd be: pizza snacks.
If I were a material, I'd be: fleece.
If I were a taste, I'd be: bittersweet.
If I were a word, I'd be: toilet.
If I were a body part, I'd be: hands.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: horrified.
If I were a shape, I'd be a: rectangle.
If I were a number, I'd be: eleven.
If I were a band, I'd be: garmarna.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: fairy.

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